Showrunner
Walt Dismal PresentsProducer, Director, Lyricist, Performer
Abbey created, directed, and produced this full-length musical comedy that was a
romp through scene after scene riffing on pop culture touchstones including "Fight Club", "Apocalypse Now", and even "Fifty Shades of Grey",
turning them into 'beloved Walt Dismal classics' complete with songs parodied from a kinder, gentler Walt.
SlashdanceProducer, Lyricist, Performer
Impossible Things' fourth musical comedy was an affectionate but sticky mockery
of 80s horror movies and tropes, with parodies of 80s music. If you ever wanted to see Pinhead singing a parody of Toto's Africa or Leatherface
agreeing with George Michael that 'you gotta have face', this was the show for you. Abbey produced Slashdance, wrote the song lyrics, and appeared
(among other things) as "The Shining"'s Jack Torrance. Directed by Casey Por.
Preacher ComfortsProducer, Lyricist, Performer
The third musical comedy from Impossible Things brought parodied Broadway musicals to the
Bible's more outré stories and saw Moses singing "Frozen"'s 'Let Us Go', Samson and Delilah doing "Little Shop of Horrors"'s heartfelt duet
'Suddenly Samson', and six merry murderers from the Old Testament performing "Chicago"'s 'God's Love Tango'. Once again Abbey produced the
show and wrote all its lyrics. Directed by Matthew Simmons.